Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.

“Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”

“I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator.”

“Fortunately we’re not a public company - we’re a private group of companies, and I can do what I want.”

“Business opportunities are like buses, there’s always another one coming.”

“With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of our flights.”

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”